Look at the highlighted selection.  Yes.  Yes, he can.  Jesus can save anyone.

[Whispering] I’d like to see him microwave a burrito, too.

Reminds me of the scene from Major League where Harris asks Serrano, “Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?”  Hilarious!

Package water any way and it’s still water.  What’s amazing is that we know this information, and yet we still buy bottled water.

On a spiritual note: Each person may look different as if we’re each a different package, but in the end we’re all the same.  We’re all sinners who need Jesus’ death and resurrection to receive God’s forgiveness.

On a personal note: Coming from the backwoods I remember drinking well water straight from the spigot.  Unfiltered.  And it was awesome!

Where can I get one of these?  Plus, the look on the kid’s face is priceless.

LOL!

• It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
• Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
• A permit must be obtained to fire a missle. < where can I get this permit?
• It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
• Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks. < oh, yeah
• A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

And here are some city-specific laws.

• The Fire Department may blow up your house. – Charleston
• Horses are to wear pants at all times. – Fountain Inn
• The drinking age on Furman University campus is 60 years old. – Greenville
• It is illegal to urinate in the waters of any park. – Myrtle Beach <- I hope so

Care of DumbLaws.com.

Silly?  Yes.

Nostagic?  Yes.

Unnecessary?  Absolutely yes.

Ah, the benefits of being a big kid.

After taking a few online tests to determine which side of my brain I use the most I got an answer that confused and aggravated me.  Apparently, I’m both.  Both? I don’t understand it either, but I’m getting mixed results from every test.  All three tests pointed to me using both sides of my brain equally.  Maybe this answers my question of why so many people don’t understand me.

Anyhoo.

Does anyone else know which side of their brain they use the most?

But everyone knows that Batman can’t be stopped.

Hilarious!

She spent last week at Teen Camp at Camp Robinson, and now it’s time for me to hear some stories of what happened last week and for her to rest.  Not much rest she’ll get anyway, because we’ll be packing up again to head out to Junior Camp next week.